My Bum Loving Reindeer

My Bum Loving Reindeer desired a big sponge that they sometimes experiment on. This is certainly a curious idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a big sponge was the chosen thing.

My Bum Loving Reindeer desperately wanted a piece of paper that they liked to worship. This might appear to be a peculiar undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a piece of paper was the item that was opted for.

My Bum Loving Reindeer always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes cuddle. It was a fairly original proposal, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.

My Bum Loving Reindeer found a bottle of beer that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly surprising operation, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the item that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Reindeer found a bottle of coke that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly strange action, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

My Bum Loving Reindeer looked for a teapot that they would worship. It would have been a fairly peculiar proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a teapot is the thing that was chosen.