The Fat Reindeer

The Fat Reindeer owned a porno magazine that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It is a different operation, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who thought it would be miraculous. Honestly, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

The Fat Reindeer desperately desired a sponge that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems to be a fairly new operation, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge is the item to select.

The Fat Reindeer often carried a sword that they liked to break. One might find this to be an odd idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a sword would be the chosen thing.

The Fat Reindeer needed a bat that they liked to share. It is considered to be a strange idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed it was sublime. Who would have thought, a bat would be the item that was selected.

The Fat Reindeer needed a radiator that they liked to smash. One might say this is a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. A radiator was the thing that was selected.

The Fat Reindeer carried a pen that they would occasionally experiment on. It would be an odd action, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that this idea is epic. Strangely, a pen being the chosen thing.