My Silly Reindeer

My Silly Reindeer always kept a piece of paper that they liked to put down their trousers. It was a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper was the thing that was selected.

My Silly Reindeer found a custard pie that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is an unusual exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie being the item selected.

My Silly Reindeer searched for a chocolate bar that they liked to put on his head. It is a new idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar being the thing opted for.

My Silly Reindeer often carried a vibrator that they sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly an astonishing action, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a vibrator being the item opted for.

My Silly Reindeer had a sponge that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly peculiar action, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge being the thing selected.

My Silly Reindeer needed a mug that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly different operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a mug is the thing to choose.