The Troubled Reindeer

The Troubled Reindeer carried a lava lamp that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It was a bizarre exercise, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.

The Troubled Reindeer searched for a set square that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly weird undertaking, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a set square would be the item that was opted for.

The Troubled Reindeer often carried a wig that they liked to rub on his belly. It should have been a peculiar idea, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a wig was the item that was selected.

The Troubled Reindeer always kept a porno magazine that they liked to put up their bum. It might be a funny thing to do, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a porno magazine being the item selected.

The Troubled Reindeer searched for a ball that they sometimes drop. It is considered to be a weird thought, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a ball is the item to opt for.

The Troubled Reindeer desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they liked to put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly strange operation, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.