The Lovely Reindeer

The Lovely Reindeer desperately searched for a cheese grater that they sometimes put up their bum. It is a funny idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. A cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.

The Lovely Reindeer looked for a bottle of beer that they sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.

The Lovely Reindeer always had with them a radiator that they would insert somewhere. It would have been a strange suggestion, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed it would be out of this world. Strangely, a radiator being the thing opted for.

The Lovely Reindeer desperately wanted a crown that they would occasionally smash. It was considered to be an astonishing operation, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a crown being the thing selected.

The Lovely Reindeer always had with them a bag of flour that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a surprising thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a bag of flour is the thing to select.

The Lovely Reindeer needed a piece of paper that they would often break. It was considered to be a surprising proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who considered it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.