Her Green Reindeer

Her Green Reindeer found a hat that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be an exciting proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat being the item opted for.

Her Green Reindeer desperately searched for a rubber johnny to hug. It would have been a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

Her Green Reindeer always had with them a block of cheese that they would often smash. It might have been a fairly bizarre thought, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a block of cheese of all things.

Her Green Reindeer carried a bottle of coke that they sometimes annihilate It would be a fairly original action, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke being the thing selected.

Her Green Reindeer desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would often sleep with. It would have been a fairly funny approach to life, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp would be the chosen thing.

Her Green Reindeer found a porno magazine to put down their trousers. It is considered to be a strange idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.