Crypting Robin

Crypting Robin looked for a can of coke that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly astonishing undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Robin, who had decided it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke being the chosen thing.

Crypting Robin owned a bottle of beer that they liked to put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Robin, who thought it would be stunning. Honestly, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.

Crypting Robin found a sponge that they would throw. It might be a surprising suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Robin, who felt that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a sponge would be the item that was selected.

Crypting Robin desperately craved for a radiator that they would put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a different approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Robin, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. A radiator is the item to choose.

Crypting Robin always had with them a tomato that they would sometimes cuddle. It would have been a curious thing to do, to most, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato would be the item that was selected.

Crypting Robin wanted a bottle of wine to sleep with. This seems a peculiar thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Robin, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.