Her Red Robin

Her Red Robin desperately wanted a custard pie that they would often experiment on. This seems to be a fairly odd exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Robin, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a custard pie being the chosen item.

Her Red Robin desperately wanted a crown that they would smash. This could be considered a fairly funny action, to my children, but not to the Robin, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a crown would be the item that was chosen.

Her Red Robin desperately desired a dildo that they would occasionally sleep with. It might have been a fairly extraordinary operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Robin, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a dildo being the thing opted for.

Her Red Robin craved for a pen that they would occasionally play with. This might appear to be a fairly different approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Robin, who considered that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen of all things.

Her Red Robin desperately wanted a block of cheese that they liked to throw. It was considered to be an odd idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Robin, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese being the thing selected.

Her Red Robin often carried a cucumber to play with. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Robin, who feels that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a cucumber being the chosen item.