Their Ugly Robin

Their Ugly Robin needed a vibrator that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.

Their Ugly Robin owned a ball that they would often rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly different action, to my grandpa, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. Remarkably, a ball would be the item that was chosen.

Their Ugly Robin had a painting of a melon that they sometimes demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Robin, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.

Their Ugly Robin craved for a porno magazine that they would occasionally demolish. This seems a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Robin, who felt that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine of all things.

Their Ugly Robin desperately needed a stretchman that they would sometimes break. This seems a fairly curious approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. A stretchman being the thing selected.

Their Ugly Robin had a helmet that they sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a weird action, to everybody you know, but not to the Robin, who felt that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet would be the item that was opted for.