The Naughty Robin

The Naughty Robin owned a bag of flour that they would play with. It was a fairly bizarre proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Robin, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a bag of flour being the chosen item.

The Naughty Robin always carried a set square that they sometimes worship. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing idea, to my grandma, but not to the Robin, who expected it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a set square would be the thing that was chosen.

The Naughty Robin always carried a Harry Potter wand that they would often play with. This seems to be a new approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.

The Naughty Robin desperately wanted a cheese grater that they sometimes worship. It would have been a fairly curious thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Robin, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. A cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.

The Naughty Robin needed a stretchman that they would occasionally experiment on. It was a new undertaking, to some, but not to the Robin, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a stretchman being the chosen thing.

The Naughty Robin desperately searched for a radiator that they liked to put down their trousers. It might have been a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my children, but not to the Robin, who expected it was simply life. Who would have thought, a radiator would be the item that was chosen.