Dodgy Robin

Dodgy Robin desired a piece of paper to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Robin, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the thing that was opted for.

Dodgy Robin desired a set square to cuddle. It might have been a fairly curious action, to me, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Who would have thought, a set square would be the thing that was chosen.

Dodgy Robin found a block of cheese that they would sleep with. It would be a peculiar approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Robin, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the chosen item.

Dodgy Robin desperately craved for a toilet brush that they would occasionally worship. It would have been a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Robin, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a toilet brush would be the item that was opted for.

Dodgy Robin craved for a bat that they sometimes play with. It might be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to you, but not to the Robin, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bat being the item selected.

Dodgy Robin carried a rubber johnny that they liked to rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly original operation, to my mum, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.