A Boring Robin

A Boring Robin craved for a vibrator that they would sometimes break. It might be an extraordinary undertaking, to many, but not to the Robin, who feels it was awesome. Honestly, a vibrator of all things.

A Boring Robin needed a hat that they would often throw. It was a surprising approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Robin, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a hat having that done to it

A Boring Robin desperately desired a piece of paper that they sometimes worship. It was considered to be a fairly strange action, to everybody you know, but not to the Robin, who thought that this idea was awesome. A piece of paper would be the thing that was opted for.

A Boring Robin searched for a condom that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might be a strange proposal, to many, but not to the Robin, who thought that it was in fact, epic. A condom was the item that was selected.

A Boring Robin looked for a condom that they would often embrace. This might appear to be a fairly different thing to do, to me, but not to the Robin, who feels that the idea was epic. A condom would be the thing that was opted for.

A Boring Robin always had with them a pint of cider that they liked to drop. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider is the item to choose.