The Boring Robin

The Boring Robin had a pencil sharpener that they would try to balance on their head. This seems a curious thought, to my dad, but not to the Robin, who had decided that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.

The Boring Robin desperately desired a tomato that they would often demolish. It should be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Robin, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato was the item that was opted for.

The Boring Robin found a bag of poop that they would hug. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful action, to many, but not to the Robin, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.

The Boring Robin owned a dildo to put on his head. This seems a fairly astonishing proposal, to my dad, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

The Boring Robin looked for a condom that they sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful action, to everybody you know, but not to the Robin, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a condom was the item that was selected.

The Boring Robin always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally eat. It should have been an odd undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Robin, who thought that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was opted for.