His Fat Robin

His Fat Robin desperately needed a block of cheese that they sometimes put on his head. It might have been a fairly new thought, to me and my children, but not to the Robin, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese would be the thing that was chosen.

His Fat Robin desperately wanted a tomato that they would sometimes worship. It would have been a fairly exciting thing to do, to you, but not to the Robin, who thought it would be sublime. Strangely, a tomato would be the thing that was selected.

His Fat Robin desperately desired a cucumber that they liked to cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly curious proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Robin, who assumed that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber was the item that was opted for.

His Fat Robin desperately craved for a chocolate bar that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be an unusual thing to do, to some, but not to the Robin, who expected that the idea was fun. A chocolate bar is the item that was chosen.

His Fat Robin owned a mug to put down their trousers. This seems a fairly new approach to life, to you, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a mug having that done to it

His Fat Robin desperately wanted a can of Tango that they liked to put up their bum. It was a fairly exciting exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Robin, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a can of Tango is the thing to select.