His Gentle Robin

His Gentle Robin often carried a can of coke that they would put up their bum. It would be a fairly extraordinary idea, to my children, but not to the Robin, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. A can of coke being the item selected.

His Gentle Robin desperately wanted a set square that they would experiment on. It might be a fairly funny action, to me and my parents, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a set square would be the thing that was selected.

His Gentle Robin needed a cheese grater that they would often put on his head. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Robin, who thinks it was stunning. Honestly, a cheese grater was the chosen item.

His Gentle Robin had a set square to try to balance on their head. This could be considered a strange exercise, to some, but not to the Robin, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a set square is the item to choose.

His Gentle Robin searched for a crown that they liked to insert somewhere. This could be considered a peculiar approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Robin, who felt that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a crown having that done to it

His Gentle Robin desperately searched for a vibrator that they would occasionally play with. One might consider this to be a fairly new thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Robin, who feels that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a vibrator is the thing that was chosen.