Her Purple Robin

Her Purple Robin had a can of Tango to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly curious suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Robin, who felt that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a can of Tango of all things.

Her Purple Robin needed a helmet to eat. This seems to be a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my children, but not to the Robin, who had decided it would be stunning. Strangely, a helmet was the thing that was opted for.

Her Purple Robin always kept a block of cheese to experiment on. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Robin, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.

Her Purple Robin desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes demolish. It would have been an original idea, to my grandma, but not to the Robin, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Purple Robin always carried a stapler to put up their bum. It would be a surprising proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. A stapler would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Purple Robin had a melon to insert somewhere. It is a weird exercise, to you and me, but not to the Robin, who thought that the idea was entertaining. A melon was the thing that was selected.