Dodgy Robin

Dodgy Robin craved for a big sponge that they would eat. It is a fairly extraordinary proposal, to most, but not to the Robin, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a big sponge was the thing that was selected.

Dodgy Robin desired a chocolate bar that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly strange thought, to my grandma, but not to the Robin, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.

Dodgy Robin often carried a magic 8 ball that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Robin, who felt that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball is the thing that was chosen.

Dodgy Robin searched for a bag of poop that they would sometimes smash. It should be an original thought, to my mum, but not to the Robin, who expected it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

Dodgy Robin always carried a bottle of wine that they would occasionally sleep with. It is considered to be an odd exercise, to my dad, but not to the Robin, who thought it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.

Dodgy Robin desperately needed a can of Tango that they would rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly strange activity, to you, but not to the Robin, who feels it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.