The Red Robin

The Red Robin needed a bag of poop that they liked to sit and look at. It was a fairly surprising exercise, to my children, but not to the Robin, who considered it was exciting. Bizarrely, a bag of poop being the chosen item.

The Red Robin looked for a set square that they sometimes embrace. One might find this to be a new action, to my grandma, but not to the Robin, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a set square would be the thing that was chosen.

The Red Robin desperately searched for a cheese grater to share. This is certainly a fairly different proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Robin, who thought that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a cheese grater is the thing to opt for.

The Red Robin always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes put up their bum. It might have been a peculiar suggestion, to many, but not to the Robin, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing that was chosen.

The Red Robin always kept a can of coke to hug. This seems to be a weird exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Robin, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. A can of coke being the thing opted for.

The Red Robin desperately wanted a spade that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Robin, who had decided that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a spade would be the thing that was selected.