The Confused Robin

The Confused Robin had a crown that they would often put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, but not to the Robin, who thinks it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a crown is the item that was chosen.

The Confused Robin always had with them a vibrator that they would occasionally experiment on. It might have been a funny idea, to my children, but not to the Robin, who thinks it was fun. Who would have thought, a vibrator is the item to opt for.

The Confused Robin always kept a wig that they would insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly peculiar suggestion, to you, but not to the Robin, who thinks it would be fun. Who would have thought, a wig would be the item that was selected.

The Confused Robin owned a set of lego that they sometimes play with. This is certainly an original proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a set of lego is the item that was chosen.

The Confused Robin found a bottle of beer that they would often play with. It is an original activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Robin, who felt that the idea was wonderous. A bottle of beer having that done to it

The Confused Robin always kept a toilet brush that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly different idea, to me, but not to the Robin, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a toilet brush is the item to select.