The Fucking Robin

The Fucking Robin always kept a can of coke that they would sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly funny action, to my dad, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Honestly, a can of coke of all things.

The Fucking Robin desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they liked to sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly weird action, to me and my husband, but not to the Robin, who had decided that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke was the item that was opted for.

The Fucking Robin desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper to share. It is an exciting suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Robin, who considered that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen thing.

The Fucking Robin always carried a toilet brush that they would sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a strange exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Robin, who considered it would be epic. Bizarrely, a toilet brush being the thing selected.

The Fucking Robin carried a bottle of wine that they liked to smash. It should have been a fairly unusual activity, to you, but not to the Robin, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

The Fucking Robin desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to insert somewhere. It might have been a strange idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Robin, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.