The Special Santa

The Special Santa desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would put down their trousers. This seems to be a strange suggestion, to most, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

The Special Santa had a CD player that they liked to cuddle. This could be considered an odd operation, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player was the item that was selected.

The Special Santa needed a porno magazine that they would occasionally sleep with. This is certainly a surprising idea, to my children, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a porno magazine is the item to choose.

The Special Santa desired a wig that they would often throw. It should have been an extraordinary idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who feels it would be awesome. Strangely, a wig was the item that was chosen.

The Special Santa craved for a piece of paper that they would occasionally demolish. One might say this is a weird exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a piece of paper would be the item that was chosen.

The Special Santa found a helmet that they would sometimes eat. It is considered to be a new thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a helmet of all things.