The Confused Santa

The Confused Santa wanted a little monkey that they would sit and look at. This seems a curious proposal, to my children, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea is exciting. A little monkey would be the item that was chosen.

The Confused Santa needed a bottle of beer that they would break. It should have been a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

The Confused Santa often carried a bag of poop that they would often worship. It was a fairly curious activity, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

The Confused Santa looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would put on his head. It would have been a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, but not to the Santa, who considered it was exciting. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.

The Confused Santa desperately looked for a ball that they would share. It was considered to be an extraordinary activity, to my children, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a ball was the chosen item.

The Confused Santa desperately needed a teapot that they would play with. It is a fairly surprising proposal, to some, but not to the Santa, who thinks it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot being the chosen item.