A Stupid Santa

A Stupid Santa desired a piece of paper that they would often put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea is entertaining. A piece of paper being the item selected.

A Stupid Santa desired a stretchman that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a different thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a stretchman would be the thing that was opted for.

A Stupid Santa always carried a vibrator that they sometimes embrace. It might be an extraordinary action, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.

A Stupid Santa looked for a pint of cider that they sometimes sleep with. It might have been a fairly original thing to do, to me, but not to the Santa, who felt it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the chosen item.

A Stupid Santa needed a custard pie that they liked to share. This could be considered a fairly new suggestion, to my children, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the item that was opted for.

A Stupid Santa found a hat that they would occasionally hug. This seems to be an unusual idea, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a hat is the thing to select.