My Exciting Santa

My Exciting Santa found a wig that they would often put down their trousers. This seems a fairly bizarre undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who expected it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a wig being the thing opted for.

My Exciting Santa searched for a crown that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly surprising idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who expected it was entertaining. Remarkably, a crown would be the thing that was opted for.

My Exciting Santa desired a stretchman that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems a curious undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a stretchman was the item that was selected.

My Exciting Santa carried a little monkey that they liked to share. One might say this is a strange suggestion, to my children, but not to the Santa, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey is the item to opt for.

My Exciting Santa desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is an original thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who thought it was wonderous. Strangely, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

My Exciting Santa desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.