A Jolly Santa

A Jolly Santa always had with them a stapler that they would often try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly different undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a stapler being the item opted for.

A Jolly Santa desired a dildo that they would put down their trousers. It should be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea is epic. Strangely, a dildo having that done to it

A Jolly Santa always carried a magic 8 ball that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to some, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was chosen.

A Jolly Santa needed a sack of potatoes that they would demolish. One might find this to be a new thing to do, to you, but not to the Santa, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item to choose.

A Jolly Santa always kept a hat that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly odd action, to most, but not to the Santa, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A hat is the thing to select.

A Jolly Santa needed a cucumber that they liked to sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to many, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a cucumber was the thing that was chosen.