The Ugly Santa

The Ugly Santa found a condom that they sometimes experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly strange thought, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who thinks it would be epic. Who would have thought, a condom was the thing that was selected.

The Ugly Santa always kept a tomato that they would sometimes experiment on. This is certainly a fairly different operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a tomato is the item to select.

The Ugly Santa found a set of lego that they liked to share. It would have been a fairly funny action, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a set of lego is the thing to select.

The Ugly Santa desired a cup that they would sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a strange proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a cup would be the thing that was opted for.

The Ugly Santa owned a melon to experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who felt it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a melon would be the thing that was selected.

The Ugly Santa had a bag of flour that they would sometimes annihilate One might consider this to be a different exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea was fun. Honestly, a bag of flour was the thing that was selected.