His Naughty Santa

His Naughty Santa desperately craved for a cup that they would share. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who feels it would be awesome. A cup would be the item that was chosen.

His Naughty Santa desperately craved for a vibrator that they would sometimes play with. It was considered to be a fairly weird approach to life, to many, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.

His Naughty Santa desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they liked to put on his head. This seems to be a somewhat surprising action, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener was the item that was chosen.

His Naughty Santa desperately craved for a bat that they liked to annihilate This could be considered an exciting thought, to most, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a bat being the item opted for.

His Naughty Santa desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to annihilate One might say this is a fairly curious approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.

His Naughty Santa always had with them a spade that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been an original proposal, to you, but not to the Santa, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a spade would be the thing that was opted for.