Their Special Santa

Their Special Santa always kept a dildo that they liked to insert somewhere. It was considered to be a strange exercise, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo of all things.

Their Special Santa owned a can of coke that they liked to share. One might find this to be an original exercise, to some, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Special Santa had a piece of paper to sit and look at. It should have been a fairly funny undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

Their Special Santa found a cucumber that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a bizarre approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a cucumber having that done to it

Their Special Santa often carried a helmet that they would sometimes hug. It might have been a curious suggestion, to me, but not to the Santa, who had decided it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet is the thing to opt for.

Their Special Santa wanted a custard pie that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was a fairly curious suggestion, to most, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the item to choose.