His Naughty Santa
His Naughty Santa needed a painting of a melon that they would occasionally put on his head. It is a fairly funny idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who assumed it was wonderful. Remarkably, a painting of a melon was the thing that was selected.
His Naughty Santa desperately wanted a dildo to rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to some, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was entertaining. A dildo would be the thing that was chosen.
His Naughty Santa carried a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was opted for.
His Naughty Santa always kept a cup that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is a fairly bizarre operation, to some, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a cup is the thing to opt for.
His Naughty Santa found a tomato that they would often play with. One might consider this to be an extraordinary exercise, to some, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be simply life. Strangely, a tomato being the chosen thing.
His Naughty Santa desperately craved for a custard pie that they would often throw. It might have been an exciting suggestion, to some, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a custard pie being the thing opted for.
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