Jolly Santa

Jolly Santa had a bag of flour that they would try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly strange operation, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who expected it would be epic. Bizarrely, a bag of flour would be the chosen thing.

Jolly Santa looked for a bottle of wine that they would often try to balance on their head. It was a new idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

Jolly Santa desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to rub on his belly. It should be a fairly different suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was chosen.

Jolly Santa desperately needed a teapot that they sometimes throw. This seems to be an extraordinary proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a teapot is the thing to select.

Jolly Santa had a set of lego that they would sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly a peculiar exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego would be the chosen thing.

Jolly Santa always carried a stretchman that they would sleep with. It might have been a bizarre thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the thing to opt for.