His Purple Santa

His Purple Santa needed a pint of beer that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was a weird suggestion, to some, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

His Purple Santa searched for a pen that they would occasionally worship. This seems to be a fairly strange suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who had decided it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a pen was the thing that was selected.

His Purple Santa craved for a cheese grater that they sometimes embrace. It would be a funny exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

His Purple Santa always kept a condom that they would sometimes break. It was considered to be a fairly new thought, to some, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was amazing. Who would have thought, a condom being the chosen thing.

His Purple Santa always carried a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. A Harry Potter wand is the thing that was chosen.

His Purple Santa craved for a ball to insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a ball is the thing that was chosen.