Their Adorable Santa

Their Adorable Santa desperately craved for a melon that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be an extraordinary thought, to you, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a melon was the chosen thing.

Their Adorable Santa always kept a magic 8 ball that they would sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly weird operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.

Their Adorable Santa carried a toilet brush that they liked to put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly odd action, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Remarkably, a toilet brush was the chosen item.

Their Adorable Santa often carried a pint of beer that they would sometimes experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly different operation, to many, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a pint of beer being the chosen thing.

Their Adorable Santa always carried a set square that they would occasionally share. It might be a weird thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a set square of all things.

Their Adorable Santa desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally demolish. It would have been an odd proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the thing selected.