My Famous Santa

My Famous Santa desperately craved for a hat that they liked to worship. It should have been a strange undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a hat was the thing that was chosen.

My Famous Santa found a melon that they would often put on his head. One might find this to be a different idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the chosen thing.

My Famous Santa desperately desired a pen that they sometimes put on his head. It should be an unusual approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who felt it was amazing. Bizarrely, a pen having that done to it

My Famous Santa always kept a bag of poop that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a new proposal, to you, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.

My Famous Santa desperately desired a tomato that they sometimes hug. One might consider this to be a curious thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a tomato of all things.

My Famous Santa desperately searched for a can of coke that they liked to sleep with. This seems to be an odd thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a can of coke having that done to it