His Little Santa

His Little Santa desperately desired a stapler to put up their bum. This seems a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the thing to choose.

His Little Santa always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes drop. This might appear to be a fairly strange approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was chosen.

His Little Santa found a wig that they would worship. One might say this is a fairly curious activity, to my children, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be wonderous. Honestly, a wig would be the thing that was selected.

His Little Santa desperately wanted a big sponge to embrace. It should have been a fairly original thought, to you, but not to the Santa, who assumed it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a big sponge would be the item that was chosen.

His Little Santa desired a pint of cider that they would often play with. One might consider this to be a fairly curious action, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider is the item to select.

His Little Santa always had with them a lava lamp that they would embrace. One might consider this to be a funny operation, to some, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp being the item selected.