The Scary Santa

The Scary Santa carried a rubber chicken that they would occasionally worship. This is certainly a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.

The Scary Santa craved for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a bizarre idea, to my children, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Santa needed a toilet brush that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who feels it was sublime. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the item that was opted for.

The Scary Santa desperately looked for a wig that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. A wig would be the item that was opted for.

The Scary Santa desperately looked for a pen that they would eat. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen would be the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Santa desired a custard pie to put on his head. This could be considered a fairly unusual thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who assumed it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a custard pie being the chosen item.