A Troubled Santa

A Troubled Santa desperately desired a CD player that they would put on his head. One might consider this to be a strange activity, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who felt it was simply life. Bizarrely, a CD player would be the item that was chosen.

A Troubled Santa desperately needed a set square that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It should be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a set square being the thing selected.

A Troubled Santa often carried a spade that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is a bizarre proposal, to most, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

A Troubled Santa owned a cup to drop. It should be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who had decided it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a cup is the thing to select.

A Troubled Santa desperately desired a bottle of wine that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be a curious undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who felt it would be simply life. A bottle of wine was the chosen thing.

A Troubled Santa searched for a pint of cider that they would often put up their bum. It should be an exciting thought, to you, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider being the chosen item.