Her Foolish Santa

Her Foolish Santa always carried a sponge that they would sometimes worship. One might find this to be an extraordinary thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who assumed it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a sponge was the thing that was chosen.

Her Foolish Santa needed a pint of cider that they liked to put up their bum. It would be a fairly original operation, to me, but not to the Santa, who assumed it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.

Her Foolish Santa needed a bag of flour that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would be a bizarre activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour being the chosen item.

Her Foolish Santa often carried a little monkey that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would be a bizarre undertaking, to me, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey being the chosen item.

Her Foolish Santa wanted a little monkey to insert somewhere. It would be a peculiar thing to do, to me, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Foolish Santa desperately craved for a condom that they would often break. It was considered to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be exciting. A condom being the item opted for.