Their Tired Santa

Their Tired Santa desperately looked for a crown that they would occasionally play with. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a crown was the thing that was chosen.

Their Tired Santa had a Harry Potter wand to throw. It should have been an astonishing activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

Their Tired Santa carried a sword to experiment on. This is certainly a fairly strange thought, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a sword is the thing to select.

Their Tired Santa wanted a wig that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a wig being the chosen item.

Their Tired Santa owned a sponge that they sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly funny approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a sponge being the thing selected.

Their Tired Santa carried a rubber johnny that they would occasionally sleep with. It might have been a weird thing to do, to me, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the item to select.