My Lovely Santa

My Lovely Santa desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It was a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.

My Lovely Santa always kept a stretchman that they would sometimes drop. It is a fairly surprising exercise, to me, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

My Lovely Santa often carried a can of Tango that they liked to throw. It was considered to be a curious exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango being the item opted for.

My Lovely Santa searched for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might be an astonishing thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.

My Lovely Santa desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly original action, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

My Lovely Santa searched for a magic 8 ball that they would often break. This could be considered an original exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was opted for.