A Funny Santa

A Funny Santa craved for a melon that they liked to break. It was a fairly peculiar action, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a melon being the item opted for.

A Funny Santa had a set of lego that they would often worship. One might say this is a curious approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who assumed it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a set of lego is the thing that was chosen.

A Funny Santa looked for a rubber johnny that they sometimes throw. This seems to be a curious idea, to my children, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

A Funny Santa looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often insert somewhere. It is an unusual undertaking, to many, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was amazing. A can of Dr Pepper was the item that was selected.

A Funny Santa needed a mug that they would sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly curious approach to life, to most, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a mug would be the item that was opted for.

A Funny Santa always carried a big sponge that they would occasionally eat. It is a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a big sponge is the thing to opt for.