A Cute Santa

A Cute Santa desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes eat. It might have been a fairly weird activity, to some, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball having that done to it

A Cute Santa looked for a bag of poop that they sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly unusual activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

A Cute Santa craved for a melon that they would often smash. It is considered to be an unusual action, to you, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. A melon would be the item that was selected.

A Cute Santa found a stapler that they liked to put on his head. It was a somewhat surprising thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who considered it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the item to opt for.

A Cute Santa had a wig to put in the bath with him. It is a fairly strange approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig was the chosen thing.

A Cute Santa desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they liked to cuddle. This seems to be a strange undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the chosen item.