Her Lovely Santa

Her Lovely Santa desired a sword that they liked to embrace. This seems to be a fairly curious thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a sword would be the chosen thing.

Her Lovely Santa wanted a stapler that they liked to share. One might say this is a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a stapler would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Lovely Santa always kept a bottle of beer that they would occasionally sit and look at. This seems a fairly bizarre approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.

Her Lovely Santa desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would often rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my children, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper is the item that was chosen.

Her Lovely Santa searched for a set square that they liked to embrace. It might be a fairly exciting action, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea was fun. A set square of all things.

Her Lovely Santa desperately needed a mug that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a mug would be the thing that was chosen.