A Green Santa

A Green Santa desired a cheese grater to smash. It is a weird action, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

A Green Santa had a set square that they would sometimes demolish. This seems to be a weird and wonderful action, to some, but not to the Santa, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a set square of all things.

A Green Santa needed a bag of poop that they would occasionally hug. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the item that was selected.

A Green Santa desperately desired a pint of cider that they would put in the bath with him. It might be a funny action, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who felt it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.

A Green Santa desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be a new operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.

A Green Santa desperately craved for a condom that they would often rub on his belly. One might say this is a funny activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a condom being the chosen item.