His Red Scammer

His Red Scammer desired a condom that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea is simply life. A condom would be the item that was opted for.

His Red Scammer needed a crown that they would often sleep with. This seems to be an original idea, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it would be epic. Strangely, a crown was the item that was chosen.

His Red Scammer owned a sponge to smash. One might say this is a fairly odd approach to life, to most, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge of all things.

His Red Scammer always kept a mug that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it would be stunning. A mug being the thing opted for.

His Red Scammer desperately searched for a sponge that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly odd idea, to you, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a sponge being the thing selected.

His Red Scammer desperately searched for a spade that they would insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly new action, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a spade is the item to choose.