Lonely Scammer

Lonely Scammer owned a bat that they would occasionally drop. It might have been a fairly new exercise, to you, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a bat would be the item that was chosen.

Lonely Scammer always kept a big sponge to put on his head. This seems a surprising idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it would be awesome. Remarkably, a big sponge would be the item that was opted for.

Lonely Scammer looked for a rubber johnny that they would often annihilate This is certainly an unusual undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

Lonely Scammer craved for a custard pie that they would occasionally put on his head. It would be a peculiar undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the thing that was chosen.

Lonely Scammer wanted a piece of paper that they sometimes annihilate One might say this is an exciting action, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.

Lonely Scammer searched for a sponge that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems to be an extraordinary operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a sponge would be the thing that was opted for.