The Adventurous Scammer

The Adventurous Scammer always had with them a can of Tango that they liked to hug. This seems to be an original suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who expected it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the thing to select.

The Adventurous Scammer desperately searched for a porno magazine to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly funny proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine is the item to choose.

The Adventurous Scammer desired a pint of cider that they would occasionally hug. It might have been a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

The Adventurous Scammer desperately wanted a custard pie that they would sometimes break. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar action, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a custard pie is the item to opt for.

The Adventurous Scammer owned a magic 8 ball that they liked to break. This could be considered a fairly curious activity, to some, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was opted for.

The Adventurous Scammer often carried a crown that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly exciting idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it was entertaining. Honestly, a crown would be the item that was selected.