Red Scammer

Red Scammer desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to experiment on. It was considered to be a peculiar activity, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the item opted for.

Red Scammer often carried a chocolate bar that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems to be an astonishing approach to life, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the thing that was selected.

Red Scammer always carried a magic 8 ball to play with. It might be a strange action, to many, but not to the Scammer, who considered it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball is the thing to select.

Red Scammer carried a can of Tango that they would smash. This seems an exciting idea, to me, but not to the Scammer, who considered it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

Red Scammer desired a sword to sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to most, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a sword was the thing that was chosen.

Red Scammer found a block of cheese that they would often throw. This seems to be a fairly different idea, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who thought it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a block of cheese is the thing to select.