The Round Scammer

The Round Scammer needed a pint of beer that they would sometimes sleep with. It would be an extraordinary approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.

The Round Scammer owned a piece of paper that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a new undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper having that done to it

The Round Scammer desperately needed a painting of a melon that they sometimes sit and look at. It was a fairly different idea, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it would be awesome. A painting of a melon is the item to opt for.

The Round Scammer desired a wig that they liked to insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly funny action, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a wig being the item selected.

The Round Scammer always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they would often experiment on. It should have been a bizarre undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper having that done to it

The Round Scammer desired a set of lego that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly funny action, to many, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a set of lego of all things.