My Angry Scammer

My Angry Scammer owned a spade that they would occasionally experiment on. This could be considered a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a spade was the thing that was selected.

My Angry Scammer owned a porno magazine to cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar action, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a porno magazine of all things.

My Angry Scammer craved for a pint of cider that they would try to nail to the wall. It would have been a surprising activity, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

My Angry Scammer looked for a rubber johnny that they sometimes embrace. It should be a fairly curious suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.

My Angry Scammer desperately wanted a crown that they would occasionally smash. It would have been a fairly curious approach to life, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who thought it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a crown being the item opted for.

My Angry Scammer craved for a bag of poop that they sometimes embrace. It is considered to be a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.