The Grumpy Scammer

The Grumpy Scammer carried a computer that they sometimes embrace. It might have been a fairly new suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer would be the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Scammer always had with them a toilet brush that they would sit and look at. One might consider this to be a new operation, to me, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a toilet brush would be the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Scammer found a set square that they would experiment on. It is a surprising undertaking, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square would be the item that was selected.

The Grumpy Scammer desperately searched for a computer that they liked to put in the bath with him. It might be a peculiar idea, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a computer being the thing opted for.

The Grumpy Scammer always kept a CD player that they liked to throw. This could be considered a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a CD player is the item to choose.

The Grumpy Scammer owned a stapler that they sometimes cuddle. It would have been a fairly peculiar idea, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the thing to choose.